“I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.”
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“Heavens, it appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis.”
“I want an apology and some Rice Krispie Treats!”
“Spoiler alert, the sweet potatoes SUCK! How'd you get the sweet out of the potatoes,…”
“Let's try that on the fart setting.”