“Spoiler alert, the sweet potatoes SUCK! How'd you get the sweet out of the potatoes, Frannie?”
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“I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.”
“Heavens, it appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis.”
“I want an apology and some Rice Krispie Treats!”
“Let's try that on the fart setting.”