“Sharona Fleming: I bet you had lots of notes from your doctor. Adrian Monk: As a matter of…”

“Sharona Fleming: What are you doing? Adrian Monk: I'm running circles around you. That's…”

“[about to shake hands with five people] It's a stampede. Get a wipe ready.”

“Simmons: I'm sorry for being so young. BJ: That's all right, you'll grow out of it.”