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Tony Shalhoub

28 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Oct 9, 1953 · United States Of America · Male

Anthony Marcus "Tony" Shalhoub ( shə-LOOB; born October 9, 1953) is an American actor. His television work includes Antonio Scarpacci in NBC sitcom Wings and detective Adrian Monk in the USA TV series Monk, for which he has won a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Television Series Musical or Comedy, two Screen Actors Guild Awards for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series and three Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. He has also had a successful career as a character actor, with roles in films such as Barton Fink (1991), Big Night (1996), Men in Black (1997), The Siege (1998), Galaxy Quest (1999), Spy Kids (2001), The Man Who Wasn't There (2001), Cars (2006), 1408 (2007), and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014). 2Early life Shalhoub, the ninth of 10 children, was born and raised in Green Bay, Wisconsin. His father, Joe, was from Lebanon and immigrated to the United States as an orphan at the age of ten. Joe married Shalhoub’s mother, Helen (née Seroogy), a second-generation Lebanese-American, and founded a family grocery chain, starting with a store in downtown Green Bay. Shalhoub was introduced to acting by an older sister who put his name forward to be an extra in a high school production of The King and I. Despite finding himself standing on the wrong side of the curtain during the final dress rehearsal, he became enamored with the theater. Shalhoub attended Green Bay East High School. In his senior year he suffered a setback, breaking his leg in a fall off the stage into the pit during a rehearsal. Recovering quickly, he was able to perform in the school's final play of the yea

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From “Mr. Monk Meets the Candidate”

Sharona: You're going straight to hell. Adrian Monk: I am in hell.

Hell

We're gonna follow the money. Mmm! Ahh! I've always wanted to say that.

Follow The Money say that Always

Sharona Fleming: How does it feel, always being right? Adrian Monk: Terrible.

Feel Right correct terrible

From “Mr. Monk and the Psychic”

I'm as sure as I can be... without, any, you know, proof.

sure Proof evidence hunch

You've gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona. Otherwise you end up believing in everything - UFOs, elves, income tax rebates.

skeptical Believe UFO elves income tax rebates

From “Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale”

Sharona Fleming: Don't you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere? Adrian Monk: No, not really...

Wonder Invited not really

From “Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival”

Sharona Fleming: Are you sure you're not getting your hopes up? Adrian Monk: That's what hopes are for.

Hope hopes up wishing

From “Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum”

Be careful! There's a lot of gravity out there!

Careful gravity Warning Nervous

From “Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger”

Sharona Fleming: I can't believe you folded like a cheap suit! Adrian Monk: Tent. For the record, I folded like a cheap tent.

folded Simile Examples Suit Cheap tent

From “Mr. Monk and the Other Woman”

I don't mind change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.

Change don't mind happens

Monica Waters: You're not eating. Adrian Monk: I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.

eating food bathroom Mints

From “Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man”

Adrian Monk: I need a wipe. Sharona Fleming: Why? Adrian Monk: Do you have a wipe?

Wipe germs Clean Need Gross

Sharona Fleming: I bet you had lots of notes from your doctor. Adrian Monk: As a matter of fact, I did. I had a whole, separate binder.

notes doctors binder

Sharona Fleming: What are you doing? Adrian Monk: I'm running circles around you. That's how fast I am.

Running circles speed Fast

[about to shake hands with five people] It's a stampede. Get a wipe ready.

shaking hands germs Metaphor Examples Wipe

From “Pilot”

Life isn’t fair. It’s hard and cruel. You have to pick your friends as if there’s a war going on.

Life Is Not Fair Cliches Expansions Fairness Life Is Tough

From “The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets”

To be truly effective, you must be ugly.

ugly Being Ugly How To Be Effective The Problem With Being Beautiful

From “Ya Shivu v Bolshom Dome Na Kholme”

He brought them here and stuck them in his factory! Is he paying these poor people? Are their toilets for them? I’ve seen their faces! I can’t be sure of this, but one of them has a look like, 'I should’ve taken my chances back in Germany!'

Factory Germany workers worried

From “Cars”

On your marks, get set... uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready, and quattro to... I can't believe it... go!

Mark go show Ready

Luigi follow only the Ferraris.

ferraris follow

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