“An unattended hand sanitizer sits on a table, right next to a cappuccino, eyed covetously by the people nearby. Someone coughs. Everyone cringes.”— Elise Taylor , Vogue, vogue.com
“Adrian Monk: I need a wipe. Sharona Fleming: Why? Adrian Monk: Do you have a wipe?”— Mitch Markowitz, Adrian Monk , Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
“[about to shake hands with five people] It's a stampede. Get a wipe ready.”— Mitch Markowitz, Adrian Monk , Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
“Get off the high road, Summer! We all got pinkeye because you won't stop texting on the toilet.”— Mike McMahan, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Well, Poppie's a little sloppy.”— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Common obsessional thoughts include: violent thoughts (ex: wanting to kill a loved one), sexual thoughts (ex: sexual thoughts of children and family members) and thoughts of contamination (ex: thoughts that one will be infested with germs).”— Blare June, thoughtcatalog.com
“That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.”— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Jim Carey, The Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
“Don’t go straight from thrusting into her ass to thrusting into her pussy. That can spread a shit-ton of germs. If she ends up with an infection, she’s never going to let you near her ass again.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com