“Cosmo: That's wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wanda: Whattity-whattity-WHAT?”

“[after being turned into a turtle by Wanda's ex-boyfriend] Cosmo: Revenge. REEVVEENGGE.”

“If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.”

“Timmy Turner: Cool, I have five o'clock shadow. Cosmo: And it's only 7 am.”