“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it. All right?”— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com
“I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.”— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”— Mr. Lawrence, Jay Lender, Dan Povenmire, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com