“Meg Griffin: Yeah, why are we here in this bomb shelter when I could be getting felt up by Kevin?
Lois Griffin: Now don't give it to him all at once, honey, make him work for it.”
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“[about Peter] This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep.”
“I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I'm the most non-competitive.…”
“Damn you, woman, awake from your damnable reverie!”
“Carla: I'm just saying, the only time you guys haven't been together was our honeymoon.…”