“[about Peter] This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep.”

“I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I'm the most non-competitive.…”

“Meg Griffin: Yeah, why are we here in this bomb shelter when I could be getting felt up by…”

“Carla: I'm just saying, the only time you guys haven't been together was our honeymoon.…”