“Zelda: Thank goodness she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the Big Bang. See I think-
Ethan: (interrupting her) LOVE ME!
Zelda: What?!
Ethan: I’m sorry. It’s just that we finally get rid of your weird sister, and all you can talk about is the Big Bang?! I came here tonight hoping for more than science - I wanted you to look into my eyes and see something other than rods and cones! I love you, Zelda. Don’t you realize that?
Zelda: You never said anything!
Ethan: I’ve been playing footsie with you all night!
Zelda: That was you?! I thought it was the cat!”
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