Quotes tagged ‘Cat’

“You look like a cat coughed your ass up.”

— Sam Levinson, Ali, Colman Domingo, imdb.com

“A cat never really leaves you because they transmit parasites.”

— Ben Smith, Charles-Haden Savage, Steve Martin, imdb.com

“That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“I'd shoot you before I shot my cat.”

— Joe Exotic , imdb.com

“When I die, who cares? I just want somebody to feed my cat.”

— Nicole Holofcener, Jeff Whitty, Lee Israel, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com

“Are you fucking kidding me? That's your reaction to that news? And why are why is your mom texting you about her fucking cat right now? Doesn't she know you're working? It's an emergency, Angus! It's an indoor cat, and it's out! Do do you not get that? It's my mom's cat!—is out! Of the house!—I thin…”

— Trent O'Donnell, Patrick Brammall, Detective Hendy, Patrick Brammall, imdb.com

“Masrani: I never asked for a monster! Henry Wu: Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Henry Wu, BD Wong, imdb.com

“The way I had it figured, Toruk's the baddest cat in the sky. Nothing attacks him. So why would he ever look up? That was just a theory.”

— James Cameron, Jake Sully, Sam Worthington, imdb.com

“I’m mostly cotton candy. But shape wise, I’m part cat, part elephant, part dolphin.”

— Pete Docter, Meg LeFauve, Josh Cooley, Bing Bong (voice), Richard Kind, imdb.com

“Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Foster, Paul Soter, imdb.com

“Salem: Hmm. I knew this day would come. Sabrina, it's time for the talk. Sabrina: Most girls get it from their mothers, I get it from the cat.”

— Grant Nieporte, Dan Kael, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Salem: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside? Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig. Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”

— Barry Vigon, Tom Walla, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Zelda: Thank goodness she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the Big Bang. See I think- Ethan: (interrupting her) LOVE ME! Zelda: What?! Ethan: I’m sorry. It’s just that we finally get rid of your weird sister, and all you can talk about is the Big Bang?! I came here tonight hop…”

— Nell Scovell, Norma Safford Vela, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“Salem: I still don’t understand why I can’t go to parents’ night with you. Zelda: Because, Salem, it’s weird enough that we’re two sisters who live together in an old Victorian house. If we show up with a cat, we cross the line into Loonyville.”

— Renee Phillips, Carrie Honigblum, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's done licking himself... wow, I'm jealous.”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?”

— Vincent Waller, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

“Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind his yellow eyes.”

— H. P. Lovecraft, amazon.com

“It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.”

— Deng Xiaoping, amazon.com

“What scares a caterpillar? A dog-erpillar!”

— kiki-cakes, reddit.com

“What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc