“You that weak fuck from the club.”
More from Nick Swardson
“[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!”
“Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office! Tec: Damn! He's the one…”
“Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.”
“I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.”