“Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office!
Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the bitches and hoes! [awkward silence] What? you think we ignint just cuz we live in tha hood?
Gary: No, I didn't say that.
Tec: Whatever.”
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“[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!”
“You that weak fuck from the club.”
“Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.”
“I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.”