“[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!”
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Tec, Damien Dante Wayans, imdb.com
Movie
by Jamie Kennedy, Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman and 70 others
A senator arranges for his son, a rich white kid who fancies himself black, to be kidnapped by a couple of black actors pretending to be murderers to try and shock him out of his plans to become a rapper.
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Characters
“[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!”
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Tec, Damien Dante Wayans, imdb.com
“Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office! Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the bitches and hoes! [awkward silence] What? you think we ignint just cuz we live in tha hood? Gary: No, I didn't say that. Tec: Whatever.”
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Tec, Damien Dante Wayans, imdb.com
“I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.”
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com
“B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was? Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink. B-Rad: Don't be hatin'. Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.”
— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com