Ash: Forget the stupid book. Chasing that thing is only going to give you a leg cramp.

Ruby: You don't know what you're talking about.

Ash: Oh, I don't? You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping over that thing. And I fart a lot.

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