“Ash: Forget the stupid book. Chasing that thing is only going to give you a leg cramp. Ruby: You don't know what you're talking about. Ash: Oh, I don't? You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping ove…”
— Noelle Valdivia, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com