“OH MY GOD. I had a week between dates with this guy and we hadn't really been successful at sex the first time. We spent the week apart talking a bit about kinks/what we liked and he said some nasty shit to me that I really liked. Like spent a whole week working me up about what he was gonna do to me until I was so ready for the next date.

We get back to my place- two minutes, vanilla, missionary. Then he fell asleep. Like, there's a time and a place for that, but it's not after getting me this excited dude.”