“Reading the signs. One of the great unknowns of foreplay, and indeed sex in general, is what a girl’s reactions mean. Sometimes it feels like when your cat is meowing but it has food and has recently been outside. What does the cat want!? What do those noises mean?! Girls, I guarantee you that there have been times when you thought you were being obvious with your signals but your man felt like you were speaking Chinese.”
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