“The bra. Joey made it look so easy. Friends, we trusted you. Why did you lie to us? If you go for the two hander you engage in an awkward bear hug. Go for one hand and, while you are a brave man, you also risk looking like a fumbling 15 year old. The single clasp… that’s do-able. The double clasp… g…”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Bras, Underwear
“Reading the signs. One of the great unknowns of foreplay, and indeed sex in general, is what a girl’s reactions mean. Sometimes it feels like when your cat is meowing but it has food and has recently been outside. What does the cat want!? What do those noises mean?! Girls, I guarantee you that there…”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Signs, moaning, Confusion
“Timing. How long do we leave it until we go for the bum grab (classic first move)? How long until we start running our hand down your stomach? How long do we stay in each position?”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Timing, touching