“The bra. Joey made it look so easy. Friends, we trusted you. Why did you lie to us? If you go for the two hander you engage in an awkward bear hug. Go for one hand and, while you are a brave man, you also risk looking like a fumbling 15 year old. The single clasp… that’s do-able. The double clasp… game over. Now that you know our fear, maybe give us a helping hand next time.”