“Debbie Thompson: Rick, you promise you won’t fool around at your bachelor party?
Rick Gassko: I swear on my mother’s grave.
Debbie Thompson: Your mother’s still alive.
Rick Gassko: Well, if I go back on my word, I’ll kill her.”
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