“Rudy: Let’s have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze! Gary: Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com
“Debbie Thompson: Rick, you promise you won’t fool around at your bachelor party? Rick Gassko: I swear on my mother’s grave. Debbie Thompson: Your mother’s still alive. Rick Gassko: Well, if I go back on my word, I’ll kill her.”— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com
“What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.”— Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Now listen here, I'm going to give you all a piece of advice because it's too late for this guy. Here's what I recommend to you. If you have someone that you think is the one...take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world and go t…”— Bill Murray, parade.com