“Rick Gassko: Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the ‘no smoking’ sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. [Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling] Thank you for being Catholic and for choosing the Saint Gabriel’s School Bus.”
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