Quotes tagged ‘Nuns’

“Rick Gassko: Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the ‘no smoking’ sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. [Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling] Thank you for being Catholic and f…”

— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com

“Jane: Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school. Xiomara: Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin. Jane: The nuns or the high schoolers? Alba: Both.”

— Paul Sciarrotta, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Seth: I'm going 70 in a 65 zone. Summer: 80 is the new 70. Seth: What? Who talks like that? Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does! Seth: Well they have God on their side, Summer, okay. I'm not gonna beat Jesus. Summer: I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us th…”

— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com

“Loretta Haggers: [regains consciousness, groggy] What happened? Charlie Haggers: Oh, honey, we had an accident, hit a station wagon full of nuns. Loretta Haggers: A station wagon full of nuns? Is that a sin? Charlie Haggers: Well, baby, if you're Catholic, but we're not Catholic. Loretta Haggers: Oh…”

— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Loretta Haggers, Mary Kay Place, imdb.com

“She told me. She said she’s never had a man stir up all of these feelings inside of her. She’s questioning her faith. She’s thinking of leaving the church. Oh, uh, this power. I’m dangerous Jerry, I’m very, very dangerous.”

— Bruce Kirschbaum, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com