“I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.”

“The more scribbled the name, the bigger the fame.”

“I'm sure you can understand. Doing the kind of show I'm doing, it's mind-boggling. There's…”

“Rupert Pupkin: I'm gonna work 50 times harder, and I'm gonna be 50 times more famous than…”