“May I have 55 words with you?”— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Beldar Conehead, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com
“I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on.”— Alan J. Schoolcraft, Brent Simons, Megamind (voice), Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Rupert Pupkin: Well, I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Jerry Langford: So did Hitler!”— Paul D. Zimmerman, Rupert Pupkin, Robert De Niro, imdb.com
“All those who wore sheets a long time ago have now lifted them off and started wearing uh, clothing, uh, with a name, say, I am part of the Tea Party.”— Sheila Jackson Lee, theatlantic.com
“Kim: Check out the pizza-face dork with the trombone! Why doesn't he just pop those things? Daniel: I think if he did, he'd die of blood loss.”— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Kim Kelly, Busy Philipps, imdb.com
“Nick: Your dad's makin' you go to the dance? What's that all about? Ken: Who's your dad? Hitler?”— Paul Feig, Nick Andopolis, Jason Segel, imdb.com
“Haven’t you killed me enough for one day?”— Cheryl Cain, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“A love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.”— Ako Castuera, Jesse Moynihan, Jake the Dog, John DiMaggio, imdb.com
“When I go to Subway I ask for a water glass and I always fill it with Fresca because I'm a monster, sir.”— Blake Anderson, imdb.com
“Who do I have to kill to get some French fries around here?”— Sera Gamble, Ruby, Genevieve Padalecki, imdb.com