“Comedy: six letters, but a thousand reasons it makes the human condition easier.”
More from Pete Holmes
“When I was 10, I went through a phase where I couldn’t go to sleep without a Tylenol PM.”
“When I was 10, I went through a phase where I couldn’t go to sleep without a Tylenol PM.”
“When I was 10, I went through a phase where I couldn’t go to sleep without a Tylenol PM.”
“Distract yourself. You gotta make money. You can’t have emotions and make money. Just keep…”