“Richard, you're a fucking rock star, OK? You just don't know cloud, this tiny, little, shitty area, which is becoming super important, and in many ways is the future of computing... That sort of went south on me, but you understand what I'm saying.”Tagged: cloud computing
“Richard, I'm an independent businessman. Emphasis on "independent." And "business." And "man," come to think of it.”Tagged: Business
“At least the actual Judas had the curtosy to kill himself after betraying his leader, Jesus Chris. He's the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him?”Tagged: Funny Moments, Best Of TV, Silicon Valley
“Oh really of what? Metamucil, polio, the phonograph, a nice piece of fish, segregated water fountains, senior citizen discounts at Perkins family restaurants, erectile disfunction because of corroded penile arteries, deviled eggs as an entre, liking ike.”Tagged: Funny, Nailed It, Dissing Dudes
“Comedy: six letters, but a thousand reasons it makes the human condition easier.”Tagged: comedy, Laughing Is Important, Laughing
“Comedy: six letters, but a thousand reasons it makes the human condition easier.”Tagged: comedy, Laughing Is Important, Laughing
“He made it through the first gate and avatars are gonna be on him like hoes on Santa.”Tagged: Simile Examples, santa, Avatars
“The thing is I don't have any friends. Like any. It's like going to college at 36. Like none. I know people, but I don't have any friends.”Tagged: Friends, No Friends
“Women want to be seen as younger but get offended when you call them girls.”Tagged: female, Youth, Age