“Detective Marcus Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know. Sherlock Holmes: A pig's…”

“From a drop of water, a logician can infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara,…”

“Dr. Allison Cameron: Needle in a haystack. Dr. Gregory House: It's worse than that. We…”

“The douchebag apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.”