“Dr. Allison Cameron: Needle in a haystack. Dr. Gregory House: It's worse than that. We don't even know it's a needle we're looking for.”Tagged: Needle in a haystack, Metaphor Examples, Worse
“You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.”Tagged: humor, Sarcasm, Honesty, lying, Dishonesty
“From a drop of water, a logician can infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, without having seen or heard of either one.”Tagged: logician, Water, Atlantic, Niagara Falls
“Detective Marcus Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know. Sherlock Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.”Tagged: tell me something i don't know, Pig, orgasm, Long, Sassy
“The douchebag apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.”Tagged: douchebag, Like Father Like Son