“[someone is groaning in the restroom stall] Good lord! Are you having a bowel movement or a baby?”Tagged: Gross, Bowel Movement, Baby, bathroom, Pain
“Rebecca Adler: I just want to die with a little dignity. Dr. Gregory House: There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it! I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass... it's…”Tagged: dignity, Death, disease, Bodies, Walk
“Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don't you think?”Tagged: Oxygen, sarcastic, Sassy, Important, Prepubescent
“Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're ninety, sometimes before we're even boring, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it.”Tagged: Dying, Death, dignity
“Dr. Eric Foreman: He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.”Tagged: MRI, Restless, sarcastic, Brain, comfortable
“Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious. Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.”Tagged: argument, Specious, Sassy, Diss, ugly
“Dr. James Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality. Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.”Tagged: Smug, sarcastic, Attractive, Quality, Sassy
“Dr. Allison Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.”Tagged: Men, Dogs, habits, Sassy, sarcastic
“There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.”Tagged: Love, Hate, emotions, humor
“Dr. Allison Cameron: Needle in a haystack. Dr. Gregory House: It's worse than that. We don't even know it's a needle we're looking for.”Tagged: Needle in a haystack, Metaphor Examples, Worse
“You can have all the faith you want in spirits and the afterlife, heaven and hell, but when it comes to the world, don't be an idiot, because you can tell me that you put your faith in God to get through the day but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.”Tagged: Faith, Religion, Belief, After-Life, Self-Direction