“Jimmy: So I'm here because you want me to assault a police officer.
Mike: I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of 'assault,' but, hey, you're the lawyer.”
More from Peter Gould
“It’s never too late for congratulations.”
“No crime is complete without the cover-up.”
“Perfection is the enemy of perfectly adequate.”
“Money is not beside the point… Money is the point.”