Quotes tagged ‘Lawyers’

““At one point I had about 80 million or 50 million in cash. That’s all gone... I don’t have any money.””

— Tom Girardi, latimes.com

“Lawyers are the swords of this century. Words are weapons now. I need you to learn how to use them.”

— Taylor Sheridan, John Linson, John Dutton, Kevin Costner, imdb.com

“Lawyers are always confident before the verdict. It is only afterwards they share their doubts.”

— Julian Fellowes, Jessica Brown Findlay, Brian Kelly, Andy Goddard, Violet Crawley, Maggie Smith, imdb.com

“I worked for no salary and I put my desk in with the secretary.”

— Sandra Day O'Connor, makers.com

“Gray: If mom and dad get divorced, will one of us be with mom and the other with dad? Zach: What? Why would you say that? Gray: Because they are. Zach: No, they're not getting divor... they're not getting divorced! Look, you haven't been around long enough; they've always been that way. Gray: They g…”

— Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly, Colin Trevorrow, Gray Mitchell, Ty Simpkins, imdb.com

“Mia: Honestly, I wish I loved something else. I've tried so hard to want other things. I left school after two years to come here, my fourth manager just dropped me, and my last audition was for a teen soap pitched as Dangerous Minds meets The O.C. Should've been a lawyer. Sebastian: Cause the world…”

— Damien Chazelle, Sebastian Wilder, Ryan Gosling, imdb.com

“You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.”

— Nell Scovell, Brad Kern, Paige Matthews, Rose McGowan, imdb.com

“What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.”

— Ann Cherkis, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead!”

— Ann Cherkis, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good people.”

— Ann Cherkis, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.”

— Ann Cherkis, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“I don't know what image you have of him, past or present, or whatever he did or said, but Jimmy is a good lawyer. And he works very hard.”

— Peter Gould, Kim Wexler, Rhea Seehorn, imdb.com

“Jimmy: So I'm here because you want me to assault a police officer. Mike: I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of 'assault,' but, hey, you're the lawyer.”

— Peter Gould, Mike Erhmantraut, Jonathan Banks, imdb.com

“The Governor: I thought you were a cop, not a lawyer. Rick Grimes: Either way, I don't pretend to be a governor.”

— Ryan Coleman, The Governor, David Morrissey, imdb.com

“Lawyers – you know, we’re like health insurance. You hope you never need it. But, man oh man, not having it – no.”

— Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“Any lawyer who comes to you with the words I guarantee! is a liar.”

— Richard Price, Jack Stone, John Turturro, imdb.com

“Angela: Do you even care if your clients are innocent? Proctor: No, I really don't.”

— Courtney A. Kemp, Safia M. Dirie, Angela Valdes, Lela Loren, imdb.com

“Frasier: God, I hate lawyers. Niles: Me, too. But they make wonderful patients. They have excellent health insurance and they never get better.”

— Sy Dukane, Denise Moss, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com

“All of your police, judges, lawyers, wardens, doctors, National Crime Commissions and writers have combined to find out and remedy the cause and effect of crime. With all this knowledge and power at their command, they have accomplished nothing except to make conditions worse instead of better.”

— Carl Panzram, www-rohan.sdsu.edu

“For the record, I don’t have to like my clients or what they have done.”

— Anthony Isaacs, vice.com