“Jimmy: So I'm here because you want me to assault a police officer. Mike: I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of 'assault,' but, hey, you're the lawyer.”Tagged: Assault, Police, Lawyers
“Price: I'm not a bad guy. Mike Ehrmantraut: I didn't say you were a bad guy. I said you're a criminal.”Tagged: Criminals, bad guys, Bad
“The lesson is, if you're gonna be a criminal, do your homework.”Tagged: Criminals, homework, Bad Criminals, Lessons
“I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn't yours. And you sold it…”Tagged: Criminals, Cops, Money, Crime, Good
“I guess I shouldn't be surprised I have to tell you this. But it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police, being a criminal and all.”Tagged: criminal, Police, Idiot