“Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we’ve seen. Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. There’s someone here I’d like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza. He is one of the applicants.
George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.
George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughingstock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.
George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!”
More from Peter Mehlman
“Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game.”
“Elaine: Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am? Jerry: Anything’s possible.”
“You bad man! You very bad man!”
“This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.”