“You know, everybody listens to the Chinese. I mean, look at the fortune cookie. You couldn't get away with that in any other restaurant.”
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“Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game.”
“Elaine: Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am? Jerry: Anything’s possible.”
“You bad man! You very bad man!”
“Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we’ve seen.…”