“Jill: What, do you have rocks in your head? Don't you think?
Tim: Let's talk about who doesn't think for a minute—who drove around for two days with the oil light on?
Jill: Wait—I thought you said you weren't going to bring up the oil light.
Tim: With all those rocks in my head, sometimes I don't know what I'm sayin'!”
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