“Biden: Trump better not get in my face...cos I'll drop kick that motherfucker.”

“Joe: IDK about you and Michelle, but I'm taking my curtains with me. Barack: Joe we have…”

“Biden: I found a cool new apartment for us downtown. Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are-…”

“Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles? Biden: He's got tiny…”