Went out with a guy for a few weeks, and he would tell me about how he could make girls come 3 or 4 times within one session, blah blah.

The last time we had sex, let's just say his dick spent a lot of time in places that didn't do anything for me. Never came, he didn't even try.

Then a few days later he said 'Yeah I don't think I'm interested in seeing you anymore, you had sex with me too early.'