“Sabrina: Libby caught me coming out of Science Club.
Zelda: You went to Science Club? Oh, that’s wonderful!
Sabrina: No, it’s not! Now Libby thinks I’m a complete geek!
Hilda: I knew this would happen; it’s Zelda’s influence. I begged you to watch TV with me so you’d be normal.”
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