“Jane: She's cute, there are different standards for cute people. Daria: You mean no standards.”Tagged: Standards, Cute, Cute People, No Standards
“Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'll be forced to call Social Services.”Tagged: Social Services, Reminice, Sassy
“Daria: Only Quinn could turn having brains into a fad. Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.”Tagged: Brains, Fads, Pierced, Piercing
“As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between school and prison is the wardrobe.”Tagged: School, Prison, Education, system
“Libby: Come on Harvey, let’s hit the floor. Harvey: Actually, Libby, I don’t dance. Libby: Excuse me? This is a dance, guess what we do here? Harvey: Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor. Libby: For what? Harvey: I don’t know, something else?”Tagged: dance, Date, Metaphor, joke, dumb
“Sabrina: Libby caught me coming out of Science Club. Zelda: You went to Science Club? Oh, that’s wonderful! Sabrina: No, it’s not! Now Libby thinks I’m a complete geek! Hilda: I knew this would happen; it’s Zelda’s influence. I begged you to watch TV with me so you’d be normal.”Tagged: joke, geek, Science, School, Loser