Quotes tagged ‘Loser’

“Fun is for suckers.”

— Leslye Headland, Natasha Lyonne, Amy Poehler, Nadia Vulvokov, Natasha Lyonne, imdb.com

“Ugh every man I meet is either a dick or a loser.”

— Jesse Peretz, David Schisgall, Evgenia Peretz, Miranda Rochlin, Elizabeth Banks, imdb.com

“My characterization of a loser is someone who, after making a mistake, doesn’t introspect, doesn’t exploit it, feels embarrassed and defensive rather than enriched with a new piece of information, and tries to explain why he made the mistake rather than moving on. These types often consider themselv…”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb, amazon.com

“Show me a happy loser and I'll show you an idiot without money.”

— Tony Barrett, Stuart Bailey, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., imdb.com

“Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Jason Biggs: You see! It's never 'Hey! You're that guy from Loser' or 'Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls.' No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it! James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“I can't live this way, just to write a song to play. Just to stay alive, just enough to breathe away. Another day, another face, and I will lose another race. Save me now, 'cause tomorrow's gone, just like yesterday.”

— Tyler Joseph, youtube.com

“You have your mother’s common sense but your father’s devilment. I see them fighting. Let your mother win.”

— Steven Knight, Polly Gray, Helen McCrory, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Libby caught me coming out of Science Club. Zelda: You went to Science Club? Oh, that’s wonderful! Sabrina: No, it’s not! Now Libby thinks I’m a complete geek! Hilda: I knew this would happen; it’s Zelda’s influence. I begged you to watch TV with me so you’d be normal.”

— Rachel Lipman, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Hey, how do you spell loser? I'm gonna write it on his forehead!”

— Ryan Murphy, Dave Karofsky, Max Adler, imdb.com

“Puck: What the hell, dude? I can't believe you're helping out this loser! Finn Hudson: Don't you get it, man? We're all losers! Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town! Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I'm not afraid…”

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Finn Hudson, Cory Monteith, imdb.com

“It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that ehh-it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.”

— Ryan Ridley, Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“All this time, you've been thinking, 'What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?' Well, now you know, you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!”

— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com

“You’re never a loser until you quit trying.”

— Mike Ditka, news.google.com

“Daniel: Am I a loser? Harris: You're not a loser because you're having sex. But if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.”

— Paul Feig, Daniel Desario, James Franco, imdb.com

“[prank calling] Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky f-fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts. You love patting boys' butts. Butt...you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser... and a stinky...t-turd! [hangs up]”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com

“[sobbing] You're, like, my only friend Lindsay! And you're a total loser!”

— Mike White, Kim Kelly, Busy Philipps, imdb.com

“So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go b…”

— Ron Leavitt, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com

“Don't call me a loser. I'm a winner.”

— Willam Belli, enkiquotes.com

“Basically what it comes down to is I suck at life like how some people are bad pool players or awful cooks but I’m trying to be better.”

— Adam Gnade, amazon.com

“I just keep losing. I mean, some people just supposed to lose? For balance in the universe? I mean, like, are there just some people on Earth who supposed to be here just to make it easier for the winners?”

— Earn Marks, themuse.jezebel.com