“Blonde, brunette, and redhead in the gyno's office. All three are pregnant.
The brunette says she's sure she's having a boy, because when she got pregnant her husband was on top.
The redhead says in that case, she figures she's having a girl, because when she got pregnant she was on top.
The blonde bursts into tears, and says 'Oh no, I'm having puppies!'”
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