Quotes tagged ‘blonde’

“I’m feeling a little blonde right now.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

“The future looked as good as a blonde with long, flat buttocks.”

— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com

“If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't…”

— Akiva Goldsman, Sylvia Nasar, John Nash, Russell Crowe, imdb.com

“Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags. Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Certainly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.”

— Mel Brooks, Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Gene Wilder, imdb.com

“All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.”

— Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Cypher, Joe Pantoliano, imdb.com

“The real America: two blond people arguing the merits of my freedom instead of letting me have it.”

— Jordon Nardino, Nimah Amin, Yasmine Al Massri, imdb.com

“He'll be the greatest king there ever was, a golden lion, and I'll give him sons with beautiful blond hair.”

— Jane Espenson, David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Sansa Stark, Sophie Turner, imdb.com

“I learned what all women eventually learn: that if beauty isn’t a thing you already possess, then it’s a thing that can be acquired and constructed if you have the money to pay the professionals and the free time to let them render their services.”

— Amanda Mull, nylon.com

“I always wanted to know what it was like to be a blonde.”

— Jerry Mayer, Tootie Ramsey, Kim Fields, imdb.com

“I may be blonde with great cans, but I'm pretty smart when I've had my eight hours.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Steve Hely, Nahnatchka Khan, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that—whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette. Tiffany Case: Which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match. Tiffany Case: We'll talk about that later.”

— Richard Malbaum, James Bond, George Lazenby, amazon.com

“Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.”

— alex_gage, reddit.com

“I don't think a woman is really a woman, unless she's a blonde, you know?”

— Gia Carangi, imdb.com

“So gentlemen prefer blondes, do they?”

— Jean Harlow, imdb.com

“A blonde wearing an eye-patch and missing a leg, walks into a bar and a brunette waitress says, 'Oh my god look at that one-eyed, one-legged skank!' and the blonde spins round shouting 'Where, where, I don't see her!'”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walking through the desert. They all brought one thing from the broken down car to help them on their journey to find shelter. The brunette says, 'I brought the bread from the cooler, if we get hungry, we can eat it.' The redhead says 'I brought the water…”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“What did the blonde get on her SAT? Drool!”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“A blonde a brunette and a red head jumped off a cliff. Who hits the ground last? The blonde because she stopped and asked for directions.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“How do you break a blonde's nose? Put a dildo under a glass table.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“A blonde wants into the store and says to the employee, 'I'd like to buy this TV.' Employee says, 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.' The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day, she returns to the same store, but with her hair dyed brown. 'I'd like to buy this TV, please.' 'I'm sorry, miss, but we don…”

— Reddit, reddit.com