“There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walking through the desert. They all brought one thing from the broken down car to help them on their journey to find shelter.
The brunette says, 'I brought the bread from the cooler, if we get hungry, we can eat it.'
The redhead says 'I brought the water from the cooler, if we get thirsty, we can drink it.'
The blonde looks at them and proudly says 'I brought the car door. If we get too hot, we can roll down the window!'”
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