“Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggests marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it.”
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“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon…”
“At least they won't be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance revolutions.”
“A martini. Shaken, not stirred.”