“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to The Beatles without earmuffs!”Tagged: Dom Perignon, Fahrenheit, The Beatles
“At least they won't be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance revolutions.”Tagged: Heroin, Bananas, Revolutions
“Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggests marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it.”Tagged: Diamonds, Girl's Best Friend, Dogs