“Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike? Michael: I stole...and I robbed...and I kidnapped the…”

“You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend, and you've never watched Star Trek? Good…”

“You don’t have to agree with someone to respect their right to say things you don’t agree…”

“The greatest bit of advice I ever received was 'Don't worry, no one else knows what…”