“Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike?
Michael: I stole...and I robbed...and I kidnapped the president's son...and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Michael: And I never got caught neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison, but..mhm.”
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