“[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] Why don't you just dye the parts that show?”
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“Let's boogie!”
“James Bond: Do you have any commandos here? Tiger Tanaka: I have much, much better.…”
“The world knows we are a peace-loving people.”
“[Choosing a masseuse] James Bond: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.…”